how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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