your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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Do I have a choice?
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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