Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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