Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
whose parrot is this?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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