Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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