It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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