That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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