Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Randomize
