"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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