It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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