I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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