that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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