Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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