They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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