I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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