I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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