Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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