How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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