I'm drive I can fine osifer
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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