super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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