Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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