it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
