apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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