my sisters under your porch take her home
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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