Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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