He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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