return my video game
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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