Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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