my vag is so smooth its legendary
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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