S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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