Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
