Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
