Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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