Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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