I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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