think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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