that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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