That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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