Dual....:-)
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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