So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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