You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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