Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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