The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
