You just made me feel so damn special
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
tell me about the fingering
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