You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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