when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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