yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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