I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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