yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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