hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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